by jimwalton » Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:18 pm
I guess it astounds me that you think these ludicrous explanations make more sense than other possibilities, miracles included.
> Nobody said that.
Volcanic vent was the alternative theory on the table. "It could be argued that a volcanic vent lit up acacia plants."
> What we call Mt. Sinai is known to have been a volcano.
Yes, what we CALL Mt. Sinai, but the location of Mt. Sinai is truly unknown. We don't know which mountain Moses was on, and there are even credible theories that Moses was in Midian, not in the Sinai Peninsula, so the theory of a volcanic vent goes out the window. It doesn't match what we know from the text, and you were working off the text if you're talking about a burning bush and Mt. Sinai.
> Have you ever heard of entheogen drugs like ayahuasca, peyote, DMT, salvia? They all cause "religious experiences".
Of course I've heard of them, and of course some cause what has been called religious experiences. But the nature of hallucinogenic religious experiences is different from the record given to us in Exodus 3-4. The conversation and reasoned though recorded there is not characteristic of drug-induced hallucinations.
> The giveaway should have been that the guy was talking to a tree that was fire.
God often revealed Himself in fire, both in the Old and New Testaments. This is no giveaway at all.
> "The text specifically says that Moses grabbed it only and specifically by the tail." Literally it doesn't even mention that (Exodus 7:10)
Exodus 4.4.
> As opposed to divine intervention.
Divine intervention is only less credible if you have a priori excluded the possibility of divine activity, which is not good logic. Rather than consider all the alternatives, you have decided ahead of time to exclude one important possibility (the one advocated by the text).
> We know trick vessels exist, and that accomplices exist too. 12 year old Jesus may have not been alone. Plus Who runs out of wine on a wedding? I suspect foul play.
First of all, communication was by word of mouth and no technology, so it would have had to have been quite a set up. Cana was 8 miles from Nazareth. Secondly, Jesus was 30 when this miracle happened, not 12. Third, Jesus would have had to have known ahead of time that they would run out of wine. Fourth, Jesus would have to have known ahead of time that no one would use those pots for anything else. Fifth, they were stone pots used for ceremonial washing. It would be almost certain that they would be used between the alleged setup and the trick. Sixth, it was Mary who made the suggestion, not Jesus taking any initiative (which he would be sure to do with this elaborate setup and ruse). Seventh, the result was not just wine-colored water, but good wine.
Who runs out of wine at a wedding? No one. Such an event was never expected. Running out of wine at a wedding was a social faux pas that would be the subject of ridicule for years. Morris also says, "In the ancient Near East there was a strong element of reciprocity about weddings, and that, for example, it was possible to take legal action in certain circumstances against a man who had failed to provide the appropriate wedding gift. ("The groomsmen's gift [counts as a loan and] can be recovered through a court of law" Mishnah, *B. Bat.* 9:4.) This is quite foreign to our wedding customs and we are apt to overlook such possibilities. But it means that when the supply of wine failed more than social embarrassment was involved. The bridegroom and his family may well have become involved in a heavy pecuniary liability."
The thought that Jesus set all this up is beyond unreasonable.
> Does it say that it was in the middle of the lake?
Matt. 14.24 says the boat was a considerable distance from land. Mark 6.47 says the boat was in the middle of the lake.
> Lazarus in the tomb for 4 days
Jesus heard that Laz was sick, and he didn't go. This doesn't sound like a man who has a trick up his sleeve because every moment that passes makes his trick less likely. And you may show me a link of a guy who was mistakenly dead 4 days and came back, but what you're telling me is that Jesus PLANNED (he knew it was a premature burial and that he could bring him back) that the guy would be dead 4 days and Jesus would bring him back. He KNEW without being there that was a mistaken diagnosis and conclusion. That doesn't make sense.
> Do you think israelites know those symptoms?
Sure. And remember that by the 4th day decay has begun. For 3 days (as in your link, and as in the resurrection of Jesus) the body was just a corpse. By the 4th day decay has begun. The fact that Jesus arrives on the 4th day is a key point in the story: Jesus had intentionally waited until the body had already begun to decay, when there was no chance it was merely an unconsciousness due to sickness. By the fourth day, no one could claim that Lazarus had been mistakenly pronounced dead. The point is that Lazarus was certifiably, unquestionably, and genuinely dead.
Remember also that Jesus didn't go into the tomb to make sure Laz was still alive, or to pull off some scam. He stood outside and spoke. You're claiming he was just doggone lucky that Laz got up, that he was actually still alive?
> Nobody goes to the faith healer fully blind and comes out seeing clearly; they usually have some sight, although impaired and leave convinced that they improved, only to worsen after time. Jesus could have been like them.
Not according to the Gospel stories. There's even a specific one where there is a two-stage healing. He is totally blind, and then with some sight although impaired, and then healed. Your only way to justify your explanation is to make a claim that they weren't totally blind but only impaired—something you can' possibly know. In John 9 the parents even vouch that their son was born blind.
I guess it astounds me that you think these ludicrous explanations make more sense than other possibilities, miracles included.
> Nobody said that.
Volcanic vent was the alternative theory on the table. "It could be argued that a volcanic vent lit up acacia plants."
> What we call Mt. Sinai is known to have been a volcano.
Yes, what we CALL Mt. Sinai, but the location of Mt. Sinai is truly unknown. We don't know which mountain Moses was on, and there are even credible theories that Moses was in Midian, not in the Sinai Peninsula, so the theory of a volcanic vent goes out the window. It doesn't match what we know from the text, and you were working off the text if you're talking about a burning bush and Mt. Sinai.
> Have you ever heard of entheogen drugs like ayahuasca, peyote, DMT, salvia? They all cause "religious experiences".
Of course I've heard of them, and of course some cause what has been called religious experiences. But the nature of hallucinogenic religious experiences is different from the record given to us in Exodus 3-4. The conversation and reasoned though recorded there is not characteristic of drug-induced hallucinations.
> The giveaway should have been that the guy was talking to a tree that was fire.
God often revealed Himself in fire, both in the Old and New Testaments. This is no giveaway at all.
> "The text specifically says that Moses grabbed it only and specifically by the tail." Literally it doesn't even mention that (Exodus 7:10)
Exodus 4.4.
> As opposed to divine intervention.
Divine intervention is only less credible if you have a priori excluded the possibility of divine activity, which is not good logic. Rather than consider all the alternatives, you have decided ahead of time to exclude one important possibility (the one advocated by the text).
> We know trick vessels exist, and that accomplices exist too. 12 year old Jesus may have not been alone. Plus Who runs out of wine on a wedding? I suspect foul play.
First of all, communication was by word of mouth and no technology, so it would have had to have been quite a set up. Cana was 8 miles from Nazareth. Secondly, Jesus was 30 when this miracle happened, not 12. Third, Jesus would have had to have known ahead of time that they would run out of wine. Fourth, Jesus would have to have known ahead of time that no one would use those pots for anything else. Fifth, they were stone pots used for ceremonial washing. It would be almost certain that they would be used between the alleged setup and the trick. Sixth, it was Mary who made the suggestion, not Jesus taking any initiative (which he would be sure to do with this elaborate setup and ruse). Seventh, the result was not just wine-colored water, but good wine.
Who runs out of wine at a wedding? No one. Such an event was never expected. Running out of wine at a wedding was a social faux pas that would be the subject of ridicule for years. Morris also says, "In the ancient Near East there was a strong element of reciprocity about weddings, and that, for example, it was possible to take legal action in certain circumstances against a man who had failed to provide the appropriate wedding gift. ("The groomsmen's gift [counts as a loan and] can be recovered through a court of law" Mishnah, *B. Bat.* 9:4.) This is quite foreign to our wedding customs and we are apt to overlook such possibilities. But it means that when the supply of wine failed more than social embarrassment was involved. The bridegroom and his family may well have become involved in a heavy pecuniary liability."
The thought that Jesus set all this up is beyond unreasonable.
> Does it say that it was in the middle of the lake?
Matt. 14.24 says the boat was a considerable distance from land. Mark 6.47 says the boat was in the middle of the lake.
> Lazarus in the tomb for 4 days
Jesus heard that Laz was sick, and he didn't go. This doesn't sound like a man who has a trick up his sleeve because every moment that passes makes his trick less likely. And you may show me a link of a guy who was mistakenly dead 4 days and came back, but what you're telling me is that Jesus PLANNED (he knew it was a premature burial and that he could bring him back) that the guy would be dead 4 days and Jesus would bring him back. He KNEW without being there that was a mistaken diagnosis and conclusion. That doesn't make sense.
> Do you think israelites know those symptoms?
Sure. And remember that by the 4th day decay has begun. For 3 days (as in your link, and as in the resurrection of Jesus) the body was just a corpse. By the 4th day decay has begun. The fact that Jesus arrives on the 4th day is a key point in the story: Jesus had intentionally waited until the body had already begun to decay, when there was no chance it was merely an unconsciousness due to sickness. By the fourth day, no one could claim that Lazarus had been mistakenly pronounced dead. The point is that Lazarus was certifiably, unquestionably, and genuinely dead.
Remember also that Jesus didn't go into the tomb to make sure Laz was still alive, or to pull off some scam. He stood outside and spoke. You're claiming he was just doggone lucky that Laz got up, that he was actually still alive?
> Nobody goes to the faith healer fully blind and comes out seeing clearly; they usually have some sight, although impaired and leave convinced that they improved, only to worsen after time. Jesus could have been like them.
Not according to the Gospel stories. There's even a specific one where there is a two-stage healing. He is totally blind, and then with some sight although impaired, and then healed. Your only way to justify your explanation is to make a claim that they weren't totally blind but only impaired—something you can' possibly know. In John 9 the parents even vouch that their son was born blind.