> It's contrived because no matter what one chooses, it's both wrong and condemnable.
I disagree here - technically, whatever option God chooses, it's the good one, and it's not for us to judge. So I don't want to judge God for having a preference here, I'm only pointing out the problem that in this situation there seem to be no right choice - both for us and for God. And yet we're still expected to act morally, in every situation. So what is the moral choice here? Or, at least, which one is less immoral? Are they both equally bad, and should you just toss a coin to choose? You have to act one way or another, there's no other way out. And if you no longer can use God as a standard (because God disapproves of both choices, I guess), what should you do?