> Do you still say there’s nothing immoral in the bible?
Oh, there's plenty of immorality in the Bible, but God isn't guilty of it.
> What about the time god killed everyone on earth with a flood because he didn’t like how things were going?
Here's another place where it would be helpful if you knew something about the Bible and had done some research, which hasn't seemed to be the case in our discussion. You seem to mostly cherry pick and target shoot without any knowledge of the text or context.
Hyperbole was characteristic of ancient writing. There's nothing about a global flood that makes sense, either theologically, biblically, or even scientifically. There's every reason to take the text hyperbolically. In other words, it wasn't a global flood, but rather a catastrophic local one that is recorded hyperbolically as a global flood.
For instance (since you'll no doubt accuse me of gerrymandering the text):
- In Gn. 41.57 (same book, same author), we read that "all the countries came to Egypt to buy grain from Joseph because the famine was severe in all the world." Was Brazil experiencing famine? Did the Australians come to Joseph? No. "All" means the countries of the immediate vicinity in the ancient Near East.
- Also, Deut. 2.25 (same author): "I will put the...fear of you on all the nations under heaven." Did that include the Mayans? The people of Madagascar? I don't think anyone would argue that this refers to more than the nations of Canaan, and perhaps a few others.
- Another example is from Exodus. In Ex. 9.6 we learn that the plague on livestock killed "all" of the Egyptian livestock. Or did it? In the very next plague, the animals get the boils too. But aren't they all dead? Nope.
There are plenty of other references like this throughout the Bible (Acts 17.6; 19.35; 24.5; Rom. 1.8). We have to give serious consideration that quite possibly "all" doesn't mean "global". We have to take "all" in context and figure out what the author meant by it. In this case, it's hyperbole to make a theological point.
> Or the time he took all the first born sons of Egypt?
More hyperbole. You just gotta know the Bible. Here's part of my case:
1. We learned from previous plagues that "all" doesn't necessarily mean "all." In the first plague (blood, Ex. 7.20), Moses turns "all" the water in Egypt to blood. Then we read the Egyptian magicians mimicked it (7.22). How could they turn water to blood if all the water already was blood? "All" doesn't necessarily mean "all."
2. In the 5th plague, "all" the animals of Egypt die (9.6), and then in the 6th plague "all" the animals of Egypt broke out in boils (9.10). How is this possible if ALL of the animals are already dead? Then a plague of hail killed all the animals out in the field (9.19). We come to understand that "all" is a kind of category showing tragedy but not ultimate completeness. From that we take that very possibly not "all" of the firstborn of Egypt died, but those in a category to do the particular job so well that the word "all" was used.
3. It says sons, not all children.
4. It would have been the sons of government officials, military leaders, and priests of the nation. They were the perpetrators of the crime.
5. The text (Ex. 12.30) says, "there was not a house without someone dead." Obvious hyperbole. Not every house had first-borns in it.
> Or the time he murdered the Egyptian army in the Red Sea?
Yep, no problem here. Self-defense is not immoral, especially in military action.
> Or the entire Book of Job?
Job is a philosophical/theological treatise. It's not historical. We can talk about that more if you want. I can give you my case, and then you can respond with yours.
> Or that he condoned slavery?
The Bible never condones slavery. It accommodates it, but never condones. In another sense, however (something you probably don't know because of a lack of research), slavery in ancient Israel was mostly debt slavery and corvee labor. Again, our mindset thinks of the chattel slavery of ancient Greece and Rome and the US antebellum South. Those are vastly different things than servitude in ancient Israel. We can talk about it as you like, but it's too much to post here with everything else.
> Or, what about the time he forced a human person to be tortured and murdered to forgive me for a sin I did not commit?
You're talking about Jesus, I presume. There was no forcing. The Bible is very clear that Jesus went willingly. And it's rather presumptuous of you to think it was for something you didn't commit.
> Do you still say there’s nothing immoral in the bible?
All of your assumptions and accusations fail on examination. Every single one. You're left with an empty hand, but obviously still vituperate in your condemnation of God. It's from your heart, not from the evidence of the Bible.