by jimwalton » Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:18 pm
> You are deceived into believing the Bible isn't literal and are a false Christian.
The Bible is a rich literary collection containing music, poetry, metaphor, allegory, archetypes, parable, hyperbole, metonymy, irony, simile, and many other literary forms, as well as genres such as prayer, prophecy, blessing, covenant language, legal language, etc. "Literally" quickly becomes a word with very little meaning or helpfulness. If a poet says the trees of the field will clap their hands and the mountains will jump for joy, is that literal? Of course not, it's poetry. If a man prays, "God, kill all those people", we may all understand that his prayer is inappropriate, and is not blessed by God, but is it literal? Well, how does that word even apply? And how does it apply to archetype, allegory, parable, and all the others? It's a word that should be dropped from the discussion because it doesn't take us anywhere except to the Land of Misunderstanding.
It's better to think that the Bible should be taken the way the author intended it to be taken. If he was using hyperbole, we're to take it that way. So also allegorically, historically, parabolic, poetic, etc. Our quest is to understand the intent of the author. In that case we'll take the Bible *seriously*, but "literally" doesn't take us anywhere.
> Christianity is so fractured that it is a laughable task for me to choose the "right" sect of Christianity since they all sound the same and they all disagree with each other on some.pretty serious theology interpretations.
Interestingly, I hear scientists (astrophysicists, archaeologists, psychologists, geologists, paleontologists, etc.) disagreeing with each other on their interpretations of data. Important stuff, too. But I don't imagine you consider science "laughable." I hear economists disagreeing with each other. Lawyers on interpreting the Constitution. Educators as to philosophy and methodology. Such disagreements are the results of deeply thinking people examining the evidence and arriving at disparate conclusions. It sounds to me like you may have a double standard if reasoned debate is respectable in scientific, juridical, educational and many other disciplinary settings, but the same dynamic proves that the Bible is fictional. You can't have your cake and eat it, too.
> The term "world" having two different interpretations based on your sect just makes your religion into a laughing stock
Haven't you ever used the expression, "Everybody was there!" What about, "The whole place went crazy"? We do this all the time. What's wrong with the biblical writers using the same idioms?
What does "all" mean? In Gn. 41.57 (same book, same author), we read that "all the countries came to Egypt to buy grain from Joseph because the famine was severe in all the world." Was Brazil experiencing famine? Did the Australians come to Joseph? No. "All" means the countries of the immediate vicinity in the ancient Near East. This is not difficult to understand, nor is it a lie. It's an expression, an idiom of communication.
Also, Deut. 2.25 (same author): "I will put the...fear of you on all the nations under heaven." Did that include the Mayans? The people of Madagascar? I don't think anyone would argue that this refers to more than the nations of Canaan, and perhaps a few others.
There are plenty of other references like this throughout the Bible (Acts 17.6; 19.35; 24.5; Rom. 1.8). We have to give serious consideration that quite possibly "all" doesn't mean "global". This is not a laughing stock, but using sense to determine what the intent of the author was.
Also, the flood didn't have to be global to accomplish God's purposes. God was dealing with Canaan and the surrounding neighbors. God was dealing with Noah's context. A flood in South America would be totally inexplicable to the people there, as well as patently unfair (which the Bible teaches that God is not). Noah was a preacher of righteousness, but not to the people of Africa, China, Australia, and the Americas. The language of the Noah story is normal for Scripture, describing everyday matters from the narrator's vantage point and within the customary frame of reference of his readers.
> it means god is so poor at predicting the future
Now you're changing subjects, apparently hauling out an old laundry list of complaints. We would have to talk about this appropriately, not as unidentified toss-offs.