> Most, if not all, of my evidences come from vv. 1-2. Since those verses are God's initial contact with Abraham and his opening command, I feel I am justified in considering them "right off" the bat.
Okay, let's look at them:
Now it came to pass after these things that God tested Abraham, and said to him, “Abraham!”
And he said, “Here I am.”
2 Then He said, “Take now your son, your only son Isaac, whom you love, and go to the land of Moriah, and offer him there as a burnt offering on one of the mountains of which I shall tell you.”
There you go. God wanted to test Abraham, but what was his initial communication? "Hey Abraham, do this thing". Not "Abraham, I'm going to test you, do this thing." So you're going to say that those verses, alone, just by themselves, justify "we know right off that child sacrifice is not intended and God is not commanding murder"? That's insane. Even the author of the huuuuuge unattributed argument you pasted from elsewhere realized he had to go a little farther down the page before he could start making claims about abraham's mind-state.
> The sarcasm doesn't help us have a dialogue about this.
It's plain that we've plumbed the depths of your knowledge on this. You sit there and say "It was completely obvious to Abraham that he would not kill his son, and that there would be a substitution", and then you follow up with "Abraham knew he might have to kill his son, but that's okay, because he would be resurrected." You refuse to acknowledge that contradiction, because it's f***ing embarrassing, but there you go. So yeah, I used sarcasm - it helps me survive the frustration of talking to someone like you.
I think your argument is cartoonishly bad, but if nothing I've said so far can make you realize that, then nothing will.