> It's not that they don't meet my definition of God, but rather that the don't meet the Bible's definition of God... My definition doesn't matter...
i guess since we have that out of the way, we can talk about the bible's definition of "god".
בְּהַנְחֵל עֶלְיוֹן גּוֹיִם,
בְּהַפְרִידוֹ בְּנֵי אָדָם;
יַצֵּב גְּבֻלֹת עַמִּים,
.[אלהים] לְמִסְפַּר בְּנֵי
כִּי חֵלֶק יְהוָה, עַמּוֹ:
יַעֲקֹב, חֶבֶל נַחֲלָתוֹ.
When
Elyon gave nations their homes
And set the divisions of man,
He fixed the boundaries of peoples
In relation to the number of the sons [of
god]
For the
Yahweh's portion is His people,
Jacob His own allotment. (Deut 32:8-9)
your translation probably says something a little different, but please verify with the dead sea scrolls, 4Q37, plate 172, fragment 10 (
https://www.deadseascrolls.org.il/explore-the-archive/image/B-359054) that the word there should in fact be "elohim".
this passage puts yahweh, whom you know as "God" with a capital G, as one of the divine council, receiving his inheritance from elyon, the highest god of the canaanite pantheon. this god was probably initially el, which is probably who the ancient israelites mean here. ever extant reference to elyon, though, is baal. baal takes over the divine council, and yahweh has a similar myth:
אֱלֹהִים, נִצָּב בַּעֲדַת-אֵל;
בְּקֶרֶב אֱלֹהִים יִשְׁפֹּט
Elohim stands in El's council,
among the elohim he judges. (Psalm 82)
here, it's used two different ways—to refer to a singular god, yahweh, and also to refer to the other members of el's council, the gods whom he is going to cast down.
by the bible's definitions there are other gods, at least in some texts.