Acts 1.9-11: Jesus rising up into the sky demonstrates the bible is unreliable
In Acts 1:9 - 11 we have a great example of the so-called reliable eyewitness testimony in the bible.
Let's quote:
And when he had spoken these things, while they beheld, he was taken up; and a cloud received him out of their sight.
10 And while they looked stedfastly toward heaven as he went up, behold, two men stood by them in white apparel;
11 Which also said, Ye men of Galilee, why stand ye gazing up into heaven? this same Jesus, which is taken up from you into heaven, shall so come in like manner as ye have seen him go into heaven.
This is by the author of the Gospel of Luke, I will remind you. Since we know that Heaven is not "up in the clouds" either this is a lie - claimed to be from eyewitnesses, no less, or Jesus was putting on a show to fool the rubes on the ground before he entered his Stargate in the clouds or something.
This can't be a mistake. Somebody made this up, obviously. And whether it was Luke or a previous author it proves lies made it into the Bible. Why should I believe any other "eyewitness" claims in the bible then?