> Of course not.....
You said, and I quote: "The Bible isn't meant to be a moral guide. The Bible is meant to reveal God, not to teach us right from wrong. It's given to teach us what God is really like in contrast to all the false ideas that are so ubiquitous."
So which is it? A guide to life, or a guide to God himself? Because if it's teaching us to be "godly" and God is objectively moral as you say, then by the nature that you provided, a guide to being godly has to be a moral guide.
> Context......
That makes it, by definition subjective.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/subjective
Here's an example of subjective vs objective. Your weight is subjective because depending on where you are, your weight might be less or more depending on gravity. Mass, however, is not, Mass is objective because no matter where you are in the universe, your mass will be the same. There is no "context" where your mass will be different, but there is a "context" where you may weigh less or more due to gravity.
> Then you misunderstand omnipotence.....
That's only the case because supposedly God made it that way. Omnipotence means that reality can be whatever God wants it to be, if there are limits on his power, then he is no longer omnipotent, even if that limits would be what we consider reality, because those limits would not apply to a being outside of reality.
God is, by definition, unrealistic, and applying reality to Him means that he is no longer all-powerful.
> He doesn't bother to tell them it's a gas, not a solid.
Whaaaaatttt? The deity that this ancient society claimed to follow only expressed the knowledge that said society had? Like every other ancient society that worshiped "false" deities? But this deity is the real one, all the other ones are made up, also like every other society believed.
> First of all, I don't know what you're talking about.....
You don't know what I'm talking about because you don't really know the bible.
Numbers 11:20, and if you claim that's "poetic", Numbers 11:33 showed that yes, God wanted them to suffer and die. So much for accommodation.
> Sin is the greatest evil in the world. Sin is the cause of all the world's problem. Sin is the entity that has to be dealt with.
Sin that, even if God didn't create, being an all-knowing deity forsaw entering the world and did nothing to stop. Because life without torturing someone would be boring. And if you believe that sin is key to free will, does that mean that there is no free-will in heaven? Since heaven is obviously without sin. The good place is where we lose the ability to think for ourselves? Doesn't seem too good to me.
> God unleashing a mass plague is not an accommodation, but rather a judgment for sin.
In the same way cutting off someone's hand for stealing an apple is just a "judgement for sin".
> They were not kept from the land because of their fear, but because of their lack of faith indicated by their rebellion against God.
But the accommodating God was fine letting them keep their opinions on child rape and slavery, but when it comes to genociding people who might fight back, that's when God decides his word is law of course.
> They were not kept from the land because of their fear, but because of their lack of faith indicated by their rebellion against God.
But slavery is immoral (you believe that right?) and thus an objectively moral God must be sacrificing his morality to allow such an immoral practice to continue. This is obviously fine when it comes to owning people as property, but God can not stand when two men have consensual sex with each other. That's the real issue and God made sure to take a firm stance on that, even though homosexuality was really prevalent, especially in the Roman times. So much for accommodating cultures.
http://katehon.com/article/truth-about-homosexuality-roman-empire
> Paul advocates (as does Moses) that slaves are people, not property.
But not so far as to say that keeping slaves is wrong, that's TOOO much. Almost like they needed propaganda to keep the slaves feeling good and obedient.
> He encouraged slaves to acquire their freedom whenever possible (1 Cor. 7.20-22).
That's absolutely the opposite of what he's saying. 75% of those two verses are telling people to STAY in their situation, even for slaves, he's not saying for slaves to be free whenever "possible" he's telling slaves not to refuse a chance at freedom if it presents itself. Meaning that slaves shouldn't rebel, but rather be freed if their master decides that they should be free.
> 1 Timothy 1.10, Paul advocated against slave trading, considering it to be "ungodly" and
That was not for all slaves, that was for slave traders of the JEWISH people, who were not to be slaves according to the bible, because they are God's favorites. Which is why biblehub crossreferences it to a verse about kidnapping fellow Israelites.
https://biblehub.com/1_timothy/1-10.htm
> They didn't want the Christian faith to be confused with political rebellion and opposition to social order.
This is obvious that this is the only case where values in the bible line up neatly with propaganda of their current society. With a patriarchal society, it's just a coincidence that the most famous "virtuous" women in the bible are for loyalty, having a "pleasing body" and being a virgin. Or how it constantly hammers in that obedience is the most righteous action one can have.
> Abraham Lincoln took the same approach. Though he despised slavery and talked freely about this degrading institution,
You're applying human decisions to an omnipotent being, it's almost like it's possible that you can only apply human decisions because this omni-potent being was created by humans and thus can only act in ways that humans can percieve. That's insane though.
> No, it was atrocious because that's not what the verses say. 1 Samuel 15 is not about genocide but instead about the conquering a major Amalekite city, killing the king,
This is the genocide of the midianites, the people who took Moses in when he was wandering the desert, and I thought my family was ungrateful.
Numbers 31 if you're curious.
> Yes, Samson's final act is an act of judgment on godless people. Any judge worth his salt condemns evil and vindicates the good. That's what God is doing.
Yes, Bin Laden's crowning act was an act of judgment on godless people. Any judge worth his salt condemns evil and vindicates the good. That's what Allah is doing.
That's how you sound. Most Christians at least try to backstop when they realize that the bible literally celebrates terrorism in a way that mirrors modern times in an almost uncanny way. But you're embracing it.
That's the most astounding thing you've said so far, you should reconsider your values.